I was walking back to the office after lunch with some coworkers and almost fell off the sidewalk when I spotted an epic hot pink dress that was painted on this dumb broad. She was wearing a black cover over it that looked like my cats had shredded it worse than my couch. She was obviously trying to make it office appropriate. Whore! I went to grab my phone to document this for you, my readers, only to realize that I left my god damn phone on my god damn desk. That's what I get for texting instead of working all morning. Epic fucking fail Hannah :(
So I'm back at my desk when I receive a rapey text from my boyfriend. He sent me this, which he spotted from his office window. So rapey! I want to go for a ride in it... On it... Near it. I'm just imagining what it's owner looks like... So sexy ;)
Xoxo H
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Oh, and I saw this broad while walking to work yesterday. New spin on office casual? |
Chad and I saw that tractor on Glenmore. Chad pointed it out as the guy from Hannah's blog. I think he broke down. I believe this was last week Friday.
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