A blog failure no more!

I've been terribly slacking lately with my blogging. Fucking life getting in the way. Gwar.

Anyways, I'm sitting in the airport lounge drinking killing 5 hours before my flight to Rome where I expect to see some dirty euro whores who I plan on blogging the shot out of!

I've got a phone full of pictures to share, but I think I will leave you with this amazing lady I walked past yesterday while out for lunch.

Xoxo H

I'm bad I know

Sorry I've been such a slacking blogger lately, I've seen all kinds shit but have been all kids of lazy. As my punishment, I bent over and smelled these while searching for poop.

Xoxo H

Poor feet

Who the fuck wears these!?! So ugly...

Xoxo H

Labour day mullets

The pictures of this mullet do not do it justice, but I got busted taking the pics so you'll have to deal.

This ass hat had his hat off and it was like WHOA MULLET!!!! My friend pointed it out to me in my drunken lone wolf state. I chased him down to get a picture. He say me lunging after his head with my camera. Luckily I'm fast on my feet and was able to score a picture with him, unfortunately he put his hat back on. Sad panda :(

Anyway, hope all you bitches had a great long weekend!

Xoxo H

I dream of red

This picture is from the archives of my phone. Nothing beats a red velour sausage. I hope you throw up in your mouths. Have a great long weekend!

Xoxo H

Shopping

Spotted at the mall. I hope he was buying a shirt. That is all.

Xoxo H

Birthday shorts

So it's my boyfriends birthday next week and while debating possible birthday gifts for him, I thought to myself, maybe he would like a new pair of shorts... I was walking down 8th ave and then I saw this man... And decided I NEED to get him these shorts for his special day. If anyone has a line on a store where I can get these, please let me know!

Xoxo H