Fall is in the air...

It saddens me that the air is getting cooler and people are starting to dress warmer, yes it allows me to bust out my rather large jcrew cashmere collection. But it also means I will see less outfits like this....

Xoxo H

Vacation no more!

I'm back from Italy and damn were there ever some fancy outfits there. And by fancy I mean wanted to make me gouge my eyeballs out with dull pencils!

Today was my first Monday back in the county and do I ever have a gret mullet to share! Happy Monday y'all...

Xoxo H

Amalfi... Land of awesome!

I hiked from Amalfi to revallo today, it was hell. When we got there though, man it was beautiful. There were some amazing sites and great people watching. I didn't snap any pics from my iPhone today, but here is one from my hotel!

Xoxo H

A blog failure no more!

I've been terribly slacking lately with my blogging. Fucking life getting in the way. Gwar.

Anyways, I'm sitting in the airport lounge drinking killing 5 hours before my flight to Rome where I expect to see some dirty euro whores who I plan on blogging the shot out of!

I've got a phone full of pictures to share, but I think I will leave you with this amazing lady I walked past yesterday while out for lunch.

Xoxo H

I'm bad I know

Sorry I've been such a slacking blogger lately, I've seen all kinds shit but have been all kids of lazy. As my punishment, I bent over and smelled these while searching for poop.

Xoxo H

Poor feet

Who the fuck wears these!?! So ugly...

Xoxo H

Labour day mullets

The pictures of this mullet do not do it justice, but I got busted taking the pics so you'll have to deal.

This ass hat had his hat off and it was like WHOA MULLET!!!! My friend pointed it out to me in my drunken lone wolf state. I chased him down to get a picture. He say me lunging after his head with my camera. Luckily I'm fast on my feet and was able to score a picture with him, unfortunately he put his hat back on. Sad panda :(

Anyway, hope all you bitches had a great long weekend!

Xoxo H